i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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