she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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