Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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