I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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