Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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