I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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