My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I FOUND THE LEGS
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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