: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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