nut hugger
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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