Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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