There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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