school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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