dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
