Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
try to milk me bitch
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