i will never coherently bang her
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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