The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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