This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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