If i come over, it means nothing
I forgot how hot balto sounded
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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