Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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