remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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