I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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