I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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