i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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