chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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