Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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