I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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