: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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