I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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