There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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