I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
you inspire me to be a worse person
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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