Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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