Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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