whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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