ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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