Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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