Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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