Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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