Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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