I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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