Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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