my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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