saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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