like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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