I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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