brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
bring money and cleavage
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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