But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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