I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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