Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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