idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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