I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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