So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
how drunk are you?
Several
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