if i can run in heels then i can drive
it wasn't lemon gatorade
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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