Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
