Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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