Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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